Im the Count that thoughts

No one seems to be talking about the head hurting community

whenever i walk into a new setting i attempt to maintain a cryptic enthralling and mysterious persona, which falls apart the moment i enter a conversation — suddenly my tongue becomes possessed by the demon of shamelessness and i start expelling unfunny puns and laughing at my own humour, recounting anecdotes which unintentionally paint me out to be a clueless bumpkin, and generally leave the impression of a sad clown instead of a girl you’d dream about

i fail at ‘cool’. the vibe i give off instead is that of a person who listens to podcasts of people playing dungeons and dragons and has had an active tumblr account since 2017 and probably identified as a ‘demiboy’ when they were younger and used to know all the lyrics to hamilton

Psych (2006) really is just "Hi, we're detectives with the police department, and here's this weird guy who follows us around. No we can't stop him. We like him. Also here's his best friend. We can't stop him either. We tried."

i think everyone owes a debt of gratitude to jimmy eat world for the middle. you ARE in the middle of the ride. and everything WILL be just fine. and you SHOULD live right now and be yourself. and it DOESN'T matter if it's good enough for someone else. thank you jimmy eat world

'was the grink there?' energy

People these days just posting inside jokes inside the whole damn internet

you need to pick me up and put me in a swimming pool right now for my mental health

where tf you paying 2k rent lmao? i'm not even making that much

wait.why does it only have one head?

are you fucking with me

Official NCR Post

whats the limit for caffeine in one intake

my grandfather was talking to me about a book he read on how politicians gave control to rich people and it fucked america and he was like "oh yeah this reminded me of a video I watched. It was Robert Reich. Do you know who Robert Reich is? He was clinton's secretary of labor" and I just nodded silently because I didn't know how to explain to my grandpa that yes I know who Robert Reich is. I watch his son psychologically torment improv comedians

Other: I am too old for this poll, and also Queer as Folk and The L Word and numerous others have apparently been forgotten.

"nobody is judging you" wrong, my mother is seemingly always judging every single stranger she sees