I'm really trying to not screw up

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

Baseball players are to be feared

Reblogging for the last one

^Same for me

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

much woah

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird

They…they just blew up a fucking bird…

only fans Porn baning, TikTok bone stealing, whats next? Twitter once ler fandom?

Don't tempt fate.

This is hilarious

I’m dead 😂 🤣

Fact: If u strike a capybara it will break into a cluster of guinea pigs

Another fact: if you strike a capybara I will personally hunt you for sport

Happiness for Miette!

You DRUG Miette? You lace her lizard with the HALLUCINOGEN??

Are we at the burning man??

Tripping balls for Miette. Tripping balls for Miette for 36 hours.

i am and i do, ponyfucker

My roommate just called from the kitchen to ask what was wrong because I laughed so hard I gave myself a coughing fit.

babe wake up a new berrypecker just dropped

Bruh why they green screen a bar ??? They can afford a set hello?

Oh this all makes sense now. Capitalizm at work

penguins can swim you know that right

That’s not the POINT he made it back with his FRIENDS

we’ve literally just looped back around to 90’s psa interstitials

THERES A TRANSCRIPT NOW