Future Space Pirate

THIS!

So as an Antarctic expert I need to add to this that we had not in fact been to Antarctica when it was named. The ancient Greeks decided that because there was an Arctic at the top of the world, with bears, there had to be an opposite at the other end, without bears. Which is kind of ridiculous except that the fuckers were dead on

Today's aesthetic: when a movie intends for the audience to understand that a particular character is contemptible, but is unwilling to give them any actual unsympathetic traits, so in practice they're just a regular guy whom everybody is really mean to for no obvious reason.

"none of these words are in the bible" you're not even reading the secret part of the bible. with all my posts in it

-- Joseph Smith

fanservice sucks bc it’s never you that’s being serviced it’s always some other really annoying fan

Check it out, I'm Goblin Steve!

do you drop any good loot

this unwise potion got me feeling unwise

tfw we get swag 2 before half life 3

pope francis it is your moral obligation to make the entire ocean holy water. the devil cannot be allowed to surf

pope leo it is your moral obligation to make the entire ocean holy water. the devil cannot be allowed to surf