carpe diem

ever since i was a child ive had a headache

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

it’s so evil when you have a beverage and you drink it and then there’s no beverage anymore

theyre going to kill me because nobody in history has acted strangely and im the very first

shaking my head while playing neko atsume so people know that I don’t support outdoor cats

Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope

They should pay me to sort objects by color and shape and size all day I'd be good at it I'd be so fucking good at it

whatever dude i dont even look that tormented mostly

it's so hard being emo. you spend all your money on the dan and phil tour and then american rock band my chemical romance materializes in your home and points and laughs at you and says Guess What

Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.

Loudly telepathically broadcasting this post to my spreadsheet mutuals

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2