Gay Love, Advice, And Jokes

A man after my own heart

literally me rn

this is actually the original btw

@hellsite-hall-of-fame this is blessed among the cursed.

Yes! Fake pockets suck utterly.

i feel like starting shit

applesauce is a smoothie

somehow knowing that tumblr is being kept around mostly as a testing ground for advertisers and corporations doesn’t even make me feel that exploited, because every social media site is exploitive. but being basically lab rats to test shit on before it’s refined for use in polite society is by far the funniest possible way to be exploited.

#yeah maybe i’m a marketing lab rat but at least my dash is in fucking chronological order

Disfunctional lab rats.

paul hollywood should have to do the dishes at the end of every episode

this is literally the best movie ever I will take no criticism

Queen

Give her her own tv show