Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

We interviewed her, obviously.

Such a developing story.

I love this story

This was a wild ride from start to finish

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

I found it!! The original post!!

HAS SHE SEEN SINNERS

Preferably when she wasn’t wearing the retainer.

"I have a problem with my trans son. Not because he's trans, but because he inhaled all our food like fucking Kirby."

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly

Why the fish

The fish is what makes the post rebloggable

The fish is what makes this post fuckable

happy flat fag friday

growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money