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they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

These are my beautiful twins, Vyvanse and Adderall. And here’s my oldest, whom I hate, Ritalin.

I make my Obama tulpa do a land acknowledgement every time he wants to fuck

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

dont blaire witch me i'm 2

the fascinating thing about being abused is that years later youre gonna be there sitting around going "okay so what now". cause like theres no instruction manual is there

youre gonna be buying groceries and then youre gonna remember you went through all that for literally no good reason and youre gonna go Oh Okay and put paper towels in your bag or whatever

once you watch twin peaks you carry laura with you everywhere

stop the madness no more nose jobs

Got a deviated septum? Go fuck yourself.

yep 👍🏽 if you have a deviated septum go fuck yourself

Gao Hang (Chinese, 1991), Your Boss and Your Boss’ Boss, 2024. Acrylic on canvas, 59 4/5 × 48 in.

is anybody gonna pet the gentle freak…….the gentle freak is gonna grow sad and anxious if nobody pets it……is nobody gonna pet the freak……nobody?…..nobody pet the gentle freak?…..