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my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

White boy ALARMS Chinese restaurant staff by bursting into PERFECT Tears instead of ordering

just because a concept happened once in a large piece of media doesn’t mean that piece of media owns that concept

homestuck owns every concept ever

The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.

in my freshman year of college in 2016 they roomed me with an ex-rationalist and I almost immediately started sleeping with her because I was 18 and she was very attractive, but occasionally she would talk about how we should terraform titan or how machine immortality would could about in our lifetime, and would get really sad if I explained how implausible these ideas seemed so I had to go along with it. she was also really into long-term orgasm denial so it was not a very good year for me

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.