it's fine smile

So what? Are you too good to see Oprah's Device?

ok i regret not unmuting this earlier

the wailing phantom

i’m not procrastinating. i’m allowing the story to ferment. like kimchi. or a crime scene

"family function"...? i didn't know it could do that

The most PATHETIC lil baby sounds...

I love when little creatures who are entirely loved and well cared for have the BIGGEST baby reactions to normal things. Like yes sweet pea, you DO have the hardest life of anyone ever, for sure, and you’re SO BRAVE about this minor inconvenience of *checks notes* having some water touch you

There is nothing sadder and more pathetic than a baby marine mammal having to get into the water. They are suffering the most out of any baby animal ever. How dare they be introduced to their natural environment.