TOXIC GAY MAFIOSOS‼️

Hiii you may call me Eli or Ace! I use he/they/ +neos, am nonbinary, and aroace! My main fandoms at the moment are: Cookie Run Kingdom, Welcome To Demon School Iruma-Kun, My Hero Academia, Yan-sim (I don’t support the creator btw), and MCYT!

my favorite ships are:

shadowvanilla, eternalberry, burningcheese, kiribaku, rododeku, Iruclarazz, desert duo, and Budo X Ayano!

I might post some of my art but it’ll be mostly me yapping or memes!

my asks are always open, I’d love some crk comic ideas or questions!

also Dazai does have a real house, which he paid for with Mori’s weekly ‘come back’ checks, it’s small, one bed, two n a half bathroom, living room and kitchenette

so !! Dazai, Yosano, and Ranpo are still siblings obviously, but Mori is ALSO Yosano and Dazai’s father, so that’s how we get Q n Elise, and Fukuchi is RANPOS second dad, so that’s how we get Tachihara and Jouno. Also Fukuzawa is Gossip!Trios dad

also I think it’d would be REALLY funny if everything in canon still happens but they’re a family. like it’s not a hunting dog arresting the demon prodigy it’s big brother arresting little brother

present:

-Elise is a swiftie

-so is Chuuya

-the only ones who can actually cook are Kouyou and Chuuya (bcuz Kouyou taught him)

-Elise breaks into the basement sometimes to hang out w Q

-Mori likes dressing up his subordinates

-Chuuya is exceptionally friendly to his subordinates

Dark era:

-Dazai and Chuuya’s subordinates used work together a ton

-when Elise wants to give Dazai a hug she makes Chuuya be a buffer so she doesn’t disappear

-Ace isn’t homophobic but if he walks in on Chuuya and Dazai ‘hate’ making out one more time he will be

-Akutagawa thinks Chuuya is the only one who could possibly be good enough for Dazai

-when Dazai was on Chuuya’s motorcycle with him Chuuya would go faster so Dazai would cling tighter

present:

-whenever Tachihara goes out drinking with Akutagawa and Chuuya, he has to bring someone along so he’s not just listening to them rant about Dazai

-Higuchi and Gin paint each others nails

-Chuuya and Gin have to drag Akutagawa to the bath kicking and screaming

-Akutagawa hates water

-they used to take their version of family pictures together every year but stopped after Dazai left

-Dazai still has the last one they took

-Even if Dazai isn’t in the PM anymore, if someone tries to harm him without direct orders, they’re gonna get fucking killed

-Elise made a family tree

-Verlaine and Q have tea parties

Dark Era !!:

-Dazai was extremely spoiled, especially by Mori, although Chuuya as well

-whenever somebody annoyed Dazai, he had Mori execute them, like yeah he could do it himself, but it was so much funnier

-After Chuuya found out Dazai lived in a storage container, he forced Dazai to move in with him

-Mori is the no.1 skk shipper (and still is tbh)

-Kouyou is the no.1 skk hater (and still is)

-Elise and Dazai like to bully Mori

-The executives, the Akutagawa’s, Hirotsu, and Kaijii all have keys to Mori’s office, so when it gets to hot or too cold they have sleepovers in there

-Dazai taught Q and the Akutagawa’s curse words

-Elise and Dazai gave Mori a ‘Worlds okayest father’ mug for Fathers Day as a gag gift