So It Goes

It should 100% be illegal for companies to make you give them your payment information when you sign up for a free trial version of their product. It is not necessary and there is no good fucking reason for them to do it. It’s blatantly just so they can steal forgetful customers’ money.

oh hey, thanks for reminding me to cancel a free trial i had going on.

Reblog to save an unnecessary charge cause it also reminded me to cancel a trial lol

tumblr added another secret feature. if you make a post and just type "gullible", it turns it into a different message. tell me which one you got!

gullible!!

this is so fucked up how could you do this to me op

no no you just have to do the word by itself without any punctuation!

gullible

NOT ONCE BUT TWICE I AM BETRAYED IM LIKE IF CEASER WAS A LESBIAN

ID: A colourless digital drawing of a person being rolled flat by a rolling pin that is held by a pair of larger disembodied hands. end ID

This has been circyling around the autism community AND the chronic pain community. Target audience has been met

Tumblr is an Amelia Bedelia ass website

Nobody is posting Amelia Bedilia's ass on this website, what the fuck?

I also like it when they're like hey what's up or something personal/natural instead of the welcome to wherever how can I serve you bit.

I also like it when they are sitting down or listening to music they clearly enjoy

There is something so nourishing about walking into a place of business and immediately thinking "huh, I wouldn't have guessed this place would be playing this kind of music" only to see an employee absolutely head-banging along because today is their day to pick the CD and they are living

Despite what capitalists might think, I do not want to roleplay being royalty in the presence of slaves when I seek professional assistance in obtaining my basic human needs.

as a human being who enjoys having a good time, I enjoy seeing other human beings having a good time, and will actively choose options where I can enable good times to happen

"If voting were fair, we would lose" is not the point you want to be making publicly, man. That's not a rallying cry that's a self-own.

boobies make everything better

“Ma'am, I understand you need to empty out your desk, but–”

It has just occurred to me that OP was talking about a breakup.

No wait yours is so much more powerful

LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK 

I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR

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