has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

why did this get unearthed i dont even remember making this what the hell is this i hate this why did i make this who brought this back from whatever depths of hell it was in

they’ve gotta stop building new houses and start building older ones

i hate those posts that are like “hes tall, handsome, funny… i didnt say a name but he popped into your head didnt he ? :)” like no? he didnt. who the fuck is he 

oh!! hes everything hes been made out to be!!

u guys omfg can we try feminism again. can we breathe life back into feminism's wounded and perishing body like OMFG she's dying...

I love the word "jamboree". If I had a daughter I'd name her Jamboree Lynn, and if I had a son, I'd leave him in the woods to be raised by coyotes.

what if he grew up never knowing you were his parent and came back to kill you in a tragic twist of fate tho

happens

Jamboree Lynn would handle the situation i imagine

EEEKKK *trips and falls and you catch a glimpse of my evil and irredeemable soul*