Ero melior quam sum...

Tumblr never fails to not surprised me

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

one of my favorite tropes in chinese literature is when a guy’s wife is clearly a ghost/demon/fox fairy and he just can’t see it. i’m reading a story where this guy keeps getting arrested because his wife will just magically steal steal shit out of sealed boxes and give it to him as a present, and whenever someone is like dude i think something’s up with his wife he asks her and she’s like i’m literally normal. so he turns around and says yeah guys she’s literally normal

Maybe over a decade of fanfiction reading has just rewired my brain, but I legitimately believe that word count is a far better method of measuring book length than page count, and it’s kind of ridiculous that in this day and age most original published books don’t have an accurate word count available anywhere.

was visiting a friend who has a farm, and one of the chickens has a home made flared cone on, so i asked what was up with that and she said "that's diesel, and she's suicidal" so obviously i went ??? and she pressed the door lock on her truck fob so the truck beeped, and this dumbass bird SPRINTED full tilt across the garden to shove her head in the tailpipe. she has to be locked up and coned so she doesn't gulp down toxic fumes direct from the pipe for some idiot bird reason. she is obsessed with doing this and has to be locked up any time someone is using a vehicle.

Decadance….

Every social media site expands until it contains screenshots of Tumblr

#they should make a social media website that's exclusively tumblr posts

It’s the day!!

Happy… [squints] Winterfilth, everybody

And the merry Blotmath to everyone after Phil’s Winter Ween.