Naurcissist

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

It just shifted to spanking your puppy’s ass, to make them take that thick knot. Like the good little play thing they are.

i don't really think it's like that at all

love the phrase "but I digress." yes I temporarily got lost in the moors I wander in my mind but don't worry I'm self-aware about it

the bugs are a FEATURE, not a... wait.

is that the correct gif?

Yes.

honestly the way that horror has had such a huge huge resurgence amidst all the fascism of the 2020s is very very interesting to me. sign of the times. we truly are living through a second eighties

i should make a spreadsheet