Naurcissist

anyone else feel like a car stuck in the mud with its tires spinning helplessly and its engine sputtering

Nope. It's literally just you.

when you think about it, unleashing a plague of frogs is fucking hilarious

God said “let’s do a silly one”

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

Happy Pride Month

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

Let's hear it for gay sex

My job on the solarpunk commune will be making artisanal polyethylene.

A juvenile bug isn't called a larva until it reaches the surface. While it's still underground it's called a margma

for pride month staff should lift the ban on cock and balls