mountingtheexpress

"Maybe I'll just go buy all those condoms myself, hmph."

"...But I'll be waiting right here for your return~"

"...Unless Madame Yao wants to skip that step...?"

"While letting the roulette run its course sounds fun, I'm in strict opposition to letting you be responsible for anyone getting pregnant. Yourself or others."

"I didn't know an Arbiter-General could be such a baddie..."

"Relationships are outside the scope of official Xianzhou business, and escort services would certainly be off the table for someone of my stature, so I'm just doing my best to make sure that a being of the Abundance isn't reproducing irresponsibly. Don't look into it any further than that."

"...Joking! You're probably right. But I don't think any of them will go unused, it's just a matter of 'when'..."

"After all, I'm sure those rumors will be a lot worse if we're seen buying condoms together... Who knows what everyone's going to think about us then~?"

"A-And isn't twenty-five way too many??"

"And it's best to play things safe, isn't it? If any go to waste, then I'm sure you'll use them some other way, which I'm happy with."

"Madame Yao is so kind to me... I hope I can keep up with your stamina, ehe... Twenty might be a bit much?"

"I'll come buy them with you, if getting them is a problem."

"Oh! Well, you know... If Madame Yao wanted to re-enact our meeting under the Panarch Elwood?"

"If you're sure about it, then I'll supply you with enough condoms to purchase twenty boxes instead. That should last us long enough, I imagine?"

"If you wanna be absolutely sure they go to good use though, Madame Yao, I know one way...?"

"Well, I know you'll use them either way, so what do you have in mind?"