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if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

does anyone know how to go to sleep

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

as a rule it's always more interesting when two people who know each other outlive a third person that they both loved and then their relationship becomes So Much Weirder and more emotionally fraught, entangled, and charged when that third person dies

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

i am all for being critical of academia as an institution but many scholars are actually doing incredibly important work and their expertise is extremely valuable and not like anything you will find from some rando on tumblr dot com. you guys.

I’m reading this book about the changing arctic and the author stayed with the Nunamiut people of inland alaska for a while and talked to this high school kid who was like “ugh I hate going to school in the spring I wish I was hunting caribou” and I thought that was charming. you often hear about people who are devoted to preserving their traditional culture and knowledge but it’s rare to hear about someone who’s invested in the old ways out of pure teenage selfishness. school is lame and hunting caribou is awesome