Distracted From Distraction By Distraction

i think im being put down tomorrow?????

noooo absolutely not. anyway get in the car we got mcdonalds and are going to see the ocean

the idea of shane "saw god in a hotel room in toronto via ilya rozanov's cock" saying no to sex as a punishment in a fight is so funny. that hole is open for service 24/7, baby

Hate the stomach's occasional tendency to respond to hunger with nausea. Like babygirl you are NOT helping your case right now by threatening to push the emergency "eject all food now" button!!!

online numbers can really fuck you up when it comes to your creative work because you're sharing something you worked on with all your heart but it's very important to remember there's actual people behind those numbers. even if it's 1. that's one whole actual person. that's a human being who said "haha nice". that's a connection with a REAL person with a REAL life and REAL thoughts and feelings and experiences. like. damn. that should mean something

I’m not avoiding my destiny I just had to lie down

i wish i could be the person i want to be but im too tired

...this is my new favourite chart

If I ever need a hit of endorphins I just imagine what it must have felt like to be an in-universe Hollanov shipper on the day the fan mail video got posted.

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

btw i love when dubcon is used in fiction as a way to explore characters. i love when characters don’t understand how to “properly” ask for consent because they have never had their consent respected in their lives. i love when traumatized adult characters make potentially unwise choices about what to do with their bodies because they have the autonomy to do so. i love when characters make choices that i personally wouldn’t make, but i can totally understand how they got there. i love when characters have complex, fucked up, unhealthy dynamics, but still care about each other and want to do better. i love when writers trust audience members to read between the lines instead of spoon feeding them moral lessons. i love when characters are allowed to actually fuck up and have mistakes to learn from!