"If I weren't insane: I couldn't be so brilliant!"

the occult implications of large parts of modern society being okay with "pleather" and "vegan leather" (plastics and micro plastics existing everywhere from placentas to the bottom of the ocean), rather than using the skins of animals who will ultimately die no matter what we do

a sizable amount of people are so unable to cope with the process of life and death, even that of a cow, that they'd knowingly poison their bodies and help poison the earth with fuckin' Forever Trash so they can feel like their hands are clean. wack

Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.

funniest thing would be if when Queen Elizabeth dies or steps down and Charles is all ready to assume the throne, here comes King Arthur, Excalibur in hand, sauntering back from Avalon like “oof what a nap! thanks for keeping the chair warm I’m back to be king again”

like, given that “King Arthur isn’t actually dead, he’ll be back to be King again someday” is, like, an actual aspect of the legend and a thing that a lot of people purport to believe, has anyone ever actually tried it? showing up to buckingham palace claiming to be Arthur Pendragon, The Once And Future King, and assume the throne? does the british government have a protocol for checking whether someone claiming to be King Arthur actually is? does parliament have a secret picture of the Real Excalibur kept under lock and key, only viewed if someone claims to be King Arthur, that they can use to confirm or refute the identity of alleged Kings Arthur? if not, how do they deter every jackass with a sward from pretending to be him? does filing a false King Arthur report constitute treason?

The rules are simple. “Arthur” has to show up with a sword. They give the sword to the Lady of the Lake, and if she throws it back to the claimant, he’s legit and gets to be king again.

Well when you look at it that way, one might conclude that strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

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tumblr is the safest social media to open in public bc nobody recognises its interface. if u recognise it thats ur problem

It was, in fact, so unsafe that at one point they implemented a feature called Safe Mode that would automatically hide ALL images on your dash. Because the likelihood of them being porn was SO HIGH that it was safer to hide EVERYTHING rather than risk stumbling upon it.

everyone’s debating posts of the decade, best and worst, and i have yet to see anyone mention moon moon

I'm dying. I saw the original, but I've never seen any of the others. God bless you, Moon Moon.

MOON MOON WAS THE BEST

@thatotherentity

did not expect to see moon moon today

still reeling over the fact that epipens aren't available in doses for larger people and the fact I found that out by nearly dying lmao

this is what we mean when we say fatphobia literally kills people btw

i just saw a trans dude like My Age say some shit like "im a trans man and im bisexual so theoretically i could date women but then i would be subjecting them to having to date a man and i dong want anyone to suffer that much" and ive seen so many similar videos on my fyp from trans boys so if ur a trans boy reading this i love u its okay to be a man. ur not a monster ur great transitioning wont make you abusive or anything i promise its okay to be a man

“Being a man makes you Contaminated In Some Way and women having romantic contact with men are Suffering” is radfem koolaid.

whenever i smell weed in public i get picked up off my feet and float towards the source like a cartoon character smellin a pie on a windowsill

u ever just wanna…….suck on his fingers

me at the dentist :/

shut up

mutuals i hope i am not only a boy to you but also a girl