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Quitting my job to pursue my true passion of drawing unflattering portraits of guys I don't like

fantasmadelaciudad

i'll be honest thinking about las vegas makes me nauseous.

fantasmadelaciudad

like this shouldnt be possible.

sillyspirit

Every part of Vegas feels like it's pulled out of fiction and is Incredibly off-putting. It's a major city in the middle of one of the world's most inhospitable deserts

Its famous for recreating other world landmarks on a small scale. It uses this as a trap to bait people into making life ruining decisions. It's motto is essentially "never speak of what happened here". Fucked up

risenshiney

Paint’n studies I did on my Wii U gamepad earlier in the year.

sony-official

on your what

puddox

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

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holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

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Happy Pride Month from Skyrim Loading Screen DragonTM

hjartasalt

Hey do you know alot about internal organs. Cause if so then i have a pretty specific question.

Are... are your organs covered in blood??? Since blood tends to flow thru the blood vessels, and if your body is healthy and all your blood vessels are imtact then your organs shouldn't be covered in blood, right? But just saying that feels wrong.

No, unless you are actively experiencing internal bleeding then your organs are not covered in blood. They are however wet, but it's cerebrospinal fluid and mucus that keeps them that way.

hjartasalt

Trust me you do not want them to be in any other condition. If they were covered in blood then there would be no way for your body to effectively circulate that blood, leading you to bleed out. As for them being wet, I personally would not want to experience dry friction on my organs so I am more than okay with that

hjartasalt

Also just to clear up any further confusion, cerebrospinal fluid (as the name implies) is contained to just your brain and spinal cord. The rest are protected by mucous

hjartasalt

Small correction to my original answer: your organs are not covered in blood unless you are bleeding internally or happen to be a bug

vonlipwig

developing the hots for ryan gosling because of project hail mary is so fucking embarrassing I swear to god. that is a conventionally attractive man. a noted hollywood heartthrob. he's even blond, are you kidding me? did he win people magazine's sexiest man alive? I don't know. I'm not going to check but it wouldn't surprise me at this point. it's such a mainstream taste. such a clichéd celebrity crush. like oh I fancy ryan gosling and my favourite drink is coca-cola and my favourite snack is ready salted crisps. jesus christ. 'b-b-but i only like him when he's in a science pun tshirt and playing a dorky-awkward loner type!' doesn't matter. he's still ryan 'ken from barbie' gosling. it's so trite. I feel like the weird nerd girl in a teen coming-of-age romcom falling for the super popular jock. don't I know that I have a reputation to uphold here? cringe.

fandomsandfairytales

This post is the spiritual successor to that post about David Corenswet:

morepopcornplease

fake Goncharov fans don’t even realize that Scorsese did NOT direct the 1973 cult classic. he was executive producer. 🤦‍♀️

The actual director is Natted JWHJ0715, and they deserve credit!!!

onstoryladders

It's Matteo JWHJ0715!!!!! Very talented director (italian mother, license plate father)

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playthings2007

Don't come to elf practice tomorrow

translatingpoststogerman

spieldinge2007

Komm(t) morgen nicht zum Elf-Training

transtribbles

may i suggest: Elf-Übung

translatingpoststogerman

Several people have suggested this. After doing some research (looking at wiktionary), yeah, Übung works.

Consequently, Fußballtraining is thus Fußballübung, Krafttraining is Kraftübung, and so on.

translatingpoststogerman

#< vielleicht unterricht? ich fände auch ne elfen-schulung gut

#fucking #elfen-ertüchtigung

#klingt als müssten wir uns da ein tolles neues zusammengesteztes substantiv ausdenken

@a-sunset-outside-my-window

Elfen-Ertüchtigung!!! Das ist ein gutes, deutsches Wort!

Neue Übersetzung:

Komm(t) morgen nicht zur Elfen-Ertüchtigung

translatingpoststogerman

"Elf" is another example for a word that has different meanings depending on the grammatical gender.

Der Elf (masculine) - male Elf

Die Elf (feminine) - a somewhat poetic term for a soccer team (literally "the eleven", because a soccer team has eleven players on the field)

Die Elfe (feminine) - female Elf

(Yes, I know that soccer is also called football, but to avoid confusion with handegg (American football) I prefer to call it soccer)

paninigram

I have a question: I've seen the word Elb/Elbe used to mean elf. Is there a difference with Elf?

translatingpoststogerman

Valid question. According to wikipedia, Elb/Elbe is the old German word, it was replaced by the English "elf" in the 18th century.

Also according to wikipedia, Tolkien specifically disliked the word "elf / elves", because in his eyes this word was associated with small, flying creatures, and so he suggested the word "Elb" be used for the German translation of "Lord of the Rings". So this is probably where the confusion comes from.

translatingpoststogerman

#hatte bei practice an Musik gedacht. wie Bandprobe #Komm morgen nicht zur Elben-Probe

Valid. I did not think of this.

(The people secretly profiling me: *taking notes*)

translatingpoststogerman

#komm morgen nicht zur probe der elbphilharmonie

Ah yes, the Elbphilharmonie:

(picture source)

This is a well known concert hall in the city of Hamburg, located by the river Elbe, thus the name "Elbphilharmonie".

According to wikipedia, the name "Elbe" for this river simply means "the river".

Probably not related to Elfs.

caats

dysfunctionalroomba

i-enact-postvore

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

loveshoplifter

same but it's black people

i-enact-postvore

That's right

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feminist-space

ruimtetijd

same energy:

cookie-sheet-toboggan

gotta love the irony of the u.s. americans in the notes defending not putting their country name on international mail because their state is in the address, on a post about how u.s. americans themselves don't even know what country all their states are in.

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