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I pulled my sister in law for the family holiday gift swap this year and I'm vibrating with excitement. I've been wanting to get her for years. she's the most basic woman I've ever met and I mean that with admiration that borders on fear. Her house is full of inspirational quotes in cursive. Her bathroom has a "Lashes Long Coffee Strong" poster and she doesn't even drink coffee. Her makeup is Did. Her hair is Did. She is fashionably tipsy at every occasion. She sells bougie wine for a living and brings a hair curler with her on vacation. She is the maximalist luxury target consumer for literally everything. I am obsessed with her the way a gay man is obsessed with Liza Minelli. I would buy her a pink rhinestone car with lashes on the headlights if it wasn't a bit outside the secret santa spending limit.
Ideas I've had so far:
A gold plated wine opener with her name engraved on it
some kind of classy-but-cunty Christmas decor. Something chi-chi and sparkly that's giving "oh, it's Christmas, bitch"
one of those instax mini cameras in a color like "blossom pink" because you know this diva scrapbooks
those little bone china Tiffany's cups that are made to look like cheap disposable paper cups but they're Tiffany blue and they say "Tiffany's" on them (because you know this diva is obsessed with Tiffany's)
a Swarovski birthstone bracelet because you know this diva actually gives a shit about her birthstone
I hope none of this comes off as sarcastic because if my kidneys were gold and made by Louis Vuitton I'd give her one of those. This woman is delightful and friendly and warm and organizes the family photo with an air of command fit for a British naval commodore. She is more self-actualized than me, she is happier than me, her chi is clean, and she still talks about her quinceañera. Her wedding was "Tuscan-themed." How do I please this perfect angel. What should be my tribute
I have the Tiffany cups and adore them. They are so tacky while trying to appear classy. She will love them.
I was today years old when I learned about the Tiffany cups, (which I think might be these?) and they are hilarious. I also want to know more about the classy-but-cunty Christmas decor options. And I suspect that OP might love the Refashioned Hippie YouTube shorts.
What happens when you have not one, not two, but three of the most popular women in Jewish liturgical music all performing together? Add Deborah Sacks Mintz, Chava Mirel, and Elana Arian, and you get the trio New Moon Rising. Here, they're singing Mintz's "Dodi Li," based on the Song of Songs, featuring the luscious harmony of three exceptionally talented women singers. Kol Isha for the win!
Oh, to be a little kitten who just got vaccinated and then taken to a high-end restaurant and tasted the best food the chefs could offer and then fell asleep in a basket.
The Lemba are a very small Jewish community in Zimbabwe. Current thinking is that they're descended from Jews who traveled from Yemen a Very Long Time Ago. For a long time, they were one of the more isolated Jewish communities; now, thanks to better global communication and the work of organizations like Kulanu, the Lemba and other Jewish communities are getting to know each other.
Hamlet Zhou z"l, was a guitarist who became both a founder and the hazzan of the Lemba synagogue in Harare. Although he died very young, of kidney failure, he composed quite a bit of music for the Harare synagogue, using Lemba and other Zimbabwean melodies as the bases for his tunes. This is his Oseh Shalom. "May the One who makes peace in the heavens make peace for us and for all Israel."

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The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpa’s attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the world’s entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in
Also the 90-year old hobo that your grandpa beat in a rap battle for possession of the bracelet while hiding from the Romanian secret police really loved the bracelet because it was coated in small amounts of LSD and tried to hunt and kill your grandpa to get it back. He was then apprehended by the FBI and instantly gave them your grandpa’s address. Seal Team Six is about to break down your door and shoot you, says your local congressman who can also do cool magic tricks
There's a guy in NY who MIGHT be capable of destroying the codes but won't coz he simply wants to spend time with his wife. So it's up to your grandpa's old friend in rural Ohio to get you the friends capable of finishing the task.
And we must not, at any point, remember the existence of aircraft and ask aloud why we can't just fly to Arizona
We can't use aircraft because the fbi has access to all the flight data how many times do we need to go over this
Speaking of Sarit Hadid, who composed "Shema Israel," sung by Orly Solomon . . . She is an Israeli singer of Mountain Jewish descent, her parents having immigrated to Israel from Dagestan two years before she was born. She comes from a musical family, and became a pop star around the age of sixteen, singing largely Mizrahi-style music. She was Israel's representative to Eurovision in 2002.
And then, in 2021, she came out in song, this song, revealing that her partner was the singer-songwriter Tamar Yahalomi. This song, "A Love Like Ours," was written by Yahalomi and Yahalomi's songwriting partner Yonatan Kalimi. Hadad had a daughter in 2017, and then she and Yahalomi had two more daughters together in 2020 and 2022. They did separate in 2025, but the song remains, celebrating the intensity of love, the way that it can awaken someone's soul and lead people to desire "eternity without fear."
When you are a classical musician and the public asks you to play Queen …
@hieronymus-bush … although I’m not sure what you’ll think of it 😆
Holy hell. He has amazing technique AND he didn’t just transcribe the piece to piano, he essentially composed classical music (and honestly some neo-classical, lol) based on the melody. Plus, he kind of looks like Freddie.
People in the 1800s would've gone apeshit over this in the concert halls
Reblogging to watch later...
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That's Peter Bence, and he has the whole video up on his channel:
That’s Peter Bence, and
he has the whole video
up on his channel:
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
My friend Cantor Matt Austerklein has written an utterly fantastic article about the sources of Ye Olde Conservative Jewish Synagogue Soundscape. Go read it!

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Orly Solomon is an Israeli-French singer. She was born in Israel, raised in France, and eventually returned to Israel via Cuba. Along the way, she became a TV host (at age eight!), an actress, and a singer. Here, she and her daughter Lévanah perform "Shema Israel" by Israeli singer Sarit Hadad. It's a song about placing one's faith in the Divine, and holding out through difficult periods of life, always hoping that the Divine will pull you through. I believe this song was originally written in Hebrew, but Solomon translated it into French, which you'll hear for the first half of the song. You can follow along by turning on the video captions.
My horse (sewing machine) has got colic (an internal knot) and requires veterinary medicine (screwdriver) in the form of exploratory surgery (removing plate) accompanied by anaesthesia (being unplugged.)
But it’s always interesting to remember that this is a very heavy-duty, highly powered power tool - a motor designed for punching and dancing - which generations of people, often women, have fully expected to repair and maintain in their own homes. There’s a large constellation of confidence, mechanical knowledge, repair experience and problem-solving ability embodied in the practice of keeping a domestic sewing machine, and it’s largely invisible to people who don’t know.
"Turn us to you, Divine, and we shall return. Renew our days as of old." With these words, we return the Torah scroll to the Ark after reading it. This is often seen as a somewhat bittersweet moment, bidding farewell to a dear friend after not enough time together. But Chana Rothman emphasizes the inherent joy of the text. In that text, we're looking forward to something -- being reunited with the Divine, getting to enjoy more time in this world. Rothman presents this text to children with excitement and happiness. Even when we're saying goodbye to the Torah, it won't be forever. We'll see the Torah again very soon, and we can start looking forward to that right away!
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This is perhaps a more generalized expression of love than the previous two songs, but love is, after all, love. Susan Lipson composed this song with the idea that it could be sung for Hakafah, the procession of the Torah scroll through the congregation before and after it's read. As the Torah passes among us, Lipson prays that we might all be united in love -- for each other as well as for the Torah.
What's the worst trap you see amateur writers falling into?
Not appreciating the whole story.
Scroll around "Writing Tumblr" for a few hours and you'll see something to the effect of "I was daydreaming about this big fight/plot twist/dramatic irony, but I hate writing all the stuff leading up to it!"
Everything leading up to the big third act is treated as an obligation. The 'homework' before you get to the 'fun part.'
See this enough times, and you start to realize why you see so many stories meandering around for the first two acts until they can have their big, dramatic climax. You start to see why everything that isn't a Baysplosion is considered "filler" now.
If you're only into writing to write memorable third act reveals, then everything you write is going to be terrible.
There's a video by Noralities going over an old anime, which she admits she hated at first because she was skipping the episodes that were dubbed "filler" by some idiot, and her friend who suggested it to her had to sit her down and tell her that the filler was some of the best parts. And she was in disbelief about that.
"A character-based show feels worse when you watch only the plot episodes and none of the character episodes? Say it ain't so!"
It is a moment of spectacular brainrot in what is otherwise an S-Tier Youtuber, because it's such a basic concept that some people will weirdly fight you on.
Character moments, slow moments, things that might be considered boring to a hyperactive, plot-obsessed weirdo, these are all important. Trying to have a big grand plot without these things is like trying to build a bridge without supports. If you don't have as much of a deep and abiding love for those things as you do for the big fight scene at the end, you're going to make shit.
There are entire genres of storytelling that don't have villains, fight scenes, or dramatic plot twists. There are NO genres of storytelling that don't have characters and character relationships as a core component of them.
[squishes your face]
[looks you in the eyes with our noses touching]
It's the CHARACTER stuff, the in-between, the stuff they call "filler"--the stuff where you see how they react to frustration and loss and each other--that makes the Baysplosion scenes meaningful. It's that character stuff what demonstrates what they have to fight for.