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I haven’t said anything interesting in a long while. this will continue

get off of her (mount everest)!!!

I’m looking disrespectfully. Show me that bulge king

We need to learn from this. It's time for Beijing bikini summer.

taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

love my hockey mutuals. occasionally poetry snippets or kafka quotes will cross my dash tagged "san jose sharks" and i have to think well i didn't watch it so who am i to judge. maybe franz kafka did write that about the san jose sharks

i don’t hate series finales because it’s the ending of a show.. i hate them because somehow writers find a way to fuck up the whole show in just one episode

90% of google search ai summaries feel like this guy leaning uncomfortably over your shoulder and pointing at stuff on your screen reading out the exact same text you're already looking at