Back at it again

Holding your own titties and squeezing them a bit is one of the best parts of being a woman

the feminine urge to stay gone. be unseen, be unavailable, be unheard of. disappear.

#gonegirl2026

Remember that xkcd about how Google searches are shit now? What if we made them even worse for no reason?

I will vote for any candidate who promises to go scorched fucking earth on every tech company. Break every single one of them up into companies based around a single product and then split those in thirds. Weaponize existing antitrust laws to the hilt and pass the most draconian versions of them ever seen on this planet. Nationalize google search specifically. Pass consumer privacy protections strict enough to kill the data harvesting industry for good. Make all of these fuckers go bankrupt for this rent-seeking shit

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

you can't get out that way!

that's not very helpful.

maybe the open window will help.

try the open window instead.

i think tumblr ads automatically opening a tab on your phone if you touch them while scrolling should be considered a form of malware