Preemptive Gayery

god can you imagine glados equipped with tiktok therapyspeak. she’d be unbearable

are you in the headspace to receive negative information about your weight

my love language is testing and by not testing you’re really disrespecting my boundaries

holding space in my life for deadly neurotoxin

my kids are gonna be like mommy what’s an ipad and i’m going to be like we DONT use that word in this house. play with worms.

*clearly covered in blood and guts but trying to act normal* Ok. Maybe i did awaken my inner beast. So what. Fuck you guys

those orcs are harassing me again at the gym...

what are they saying king

whenever I'm doing the benchpress they'll come over and shout "MAK GORAG" and then add atleast 400 pounds to the barbell

went to the doctor and he said im perfect and nothing will ever be wrong with me

ironically what is really funny is i went into the gyno for extreme pain and discomfort and she got up in there and looked me in the eyes elbow deep, and said "you have a textbook perfect uterus. this is the most perfect and pure uterus i have ever seen." and its just double hilarious because i am a trans man and dont intend on using that perfect uterus longer than i absolutely have to.