this town is FULL of monsters!

People are always like "Don't go to Orc city!! It's dangerous!!" Well I'm here now and everyones so nice, I just got invited to Club Orcs by a very handsome Orc.

Hmm I may have misunderstood some things, I have been given a club to hit some orcs in the Orc Pit.

GET SWINGIN BOY

Its honestly really cathartic to smash a big club against a bunch of Orcs, I wasn't sure at first cause I didn't want to hurt them but they just cheer and get back up again.

we love that shit that's why we do it I'm so happy to share our culture with yoy

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

some of you would be a lot happier if you didn't use 4chan words

Please explain; what is a 4chan word in this context?

you can see plenty of examples if you scroll through the notes

Hate when I'm trying to find my luggage at the baggage claim but they all look the same. Many such cases.

i do think the negative interpretations of "im probably nonbinary but i have a job right now" are kind of reaching. it's obviously a waste of time to theorize the op's intended meaning, so instead i think it's better to recognize how the phrase can be a useful framing device to criticize how much of a fucking hassle it is to get gendered correctly. "but i have a job" e.g. will face discrimination that could threaten livelihood; e.g. don't have the mental bandwidth to explain gender to others; e.g. don't have the time and energy for the soul-searching necessary to confirm. all three of these are labor issues. yes you could interpret it as "but being nonbinary isn't important enough to worry about", despite that being a blatantly bad-faith read. it's more useful to interpret it as "but being publicly nonbinary requires a lot of social effort that, in many cultural contexts, will create more problems that you can't afford to deal with". like cmon it's a really good jumping off point for productive conversations about queer labor rights

Look, I get what you're saying, but sometimes you've gotta reach for the low-hanging fruit. Let's get you a proper meal, refill your meds, and unfuck your living space as best we're able; if after that you still want cute girls to kill you with axes, you'll be in a much better physical and mental place to pursue that goal.

sports will have you saying insane things like i <3 the lesser of two evils

Merc allow George to be slandered for 24 hours after each race weekend then come out and say “our bad guys we actually accidentally gave him a poison apple before he got in the car it’s on us well review as a team to make sure this doesn’t happen again” and next week it’s another poison apple