CloverLeafPep

ill go first

Ɓeanzdaabeam5r

Wow....its..wonderful

Close enough ig

No idea how I got myth perfect but everything else is a bit of a mess

@soulless-angel25

huh. Didn't expect to do it that well

@ghostofafruit @blackrabbittttt

I dunno how the space got in there, I was so so close

I got better at that as it went on. also that was terrible

close enough

Wait chat did I just unlock a secret talent? heytheresbrutus

OMG

fuck yeah dude

@weedleysnumberonefan @subtletwilighteternity @err-404-not-found @willow-wisp-fae @your-local-turtle @oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii @hermes-xi-reblogs @lacy-isnt-graceful @anonmous-offical @saph-the-queer @sans-the-skeleconch-offical @killer-offical @zeta-finnish @starryabyss41 @a-queer-worm @curryvo-again @im-bad-at-names-okay @myra-x3

Wow

HELL YEA

You are making a meal for someone. The closest thing is what you contribute to the meal.

The closest thing to me is a family member.... I didn't think this one through. I made the prompt before realizing what was closest to me.

Dammit

@stardragon25 @dragontheryuu @heytheresbrutus @ollietheocto + open tags

I'm also lazy

Maybe I’m able to eat the food inside of it…..

This is really exciting, linguistically speaking.

Because it’s not true that Tumblr never uses punctuation. But it is true that lack of punctuation has become, itself, a form of punctuation. On Tumblr the lack of punctuation in multisentence-long posts creates the function of rhetorical speech, or speech that is not intended to have an answer, usually in the form of a question. Consider the following two potential posts. Each individual line should be taken as a post:

ugh is there any particular reason people at work have to take these massive handfuls of sauce packets they know they’re not going to use like god put that back we have to pay for that stuff

Ugh. Is there any particular reason people at work have to take these massive handfuls of sauce packets they know they’re not going to use? Like god, put that back. We have to pay for that stuff.

In your head, those two potential posts sound totally different. In the first one I’m ranting about work, and this requires no answer. The second may actually engage you to give an answer about hoarding sauce packets. And if you answer the first post, you will likely do so in the same style. 

Here’s what makes this exciting: the English language has no actual punctuation for rhetorical speech–that is, there are no special marks that specifically indicate “this speech is in the abstract, and requires no answer.” Not only that, it never has. The first written record of English (actually proto-English, predating even Old English) dates to the 400s CE, so we’re talking about 1600 years of having absolutely no marker whatsoever for rhetorical speech.

A group of teens and young adults on a blogging website literally reshaped a deficit a millennium and a half old in our language to fit their language needs. More! This group has agreed on a more or less universal standard for these new rules, which fits the definition of “language.” Which is to say Tumblr English is its own actual, real, separate dialect of the English language, and because it is spoken by people worldwide who have introduced concepts from their own languages into it, it may qualify as a written form of pidgin. 

The tags are absolutely a factor. You want someone to take a breath in the middle of a sentence, you start a new tag. You want to have, as seen here, this removable piece between commas (does it have a name?) - you have 5 tags in this sentence alone. And sometimes you just

pause in the middle of a sentence…

and let your voice

language is this constantly evolving thing tbh, it doesn’t remain the same unless it’s dead and the people who used it gone so seeing the evolution of the language used on tumblr is literally so fucking amazing i want to cry with joy at it

because we also add in words from other languages, or make entirely new words up as additional terms to denote something (see ‘tol’ and ‘smol’ in relation to ‘tall’ and ‘small’) and this is constant. we are doing this daily without any sort of breathing space because there’s millions of us on this hellsite and we are constantly talking and so the language changes day-by-day until we have general, universal rules for what to do in a post, what to add in our tags, how to add it, why we add it, what we mean by it

we’ve created a language in the same way our ancestors all did: by building on the ones that came before and changing them to suit our needs and our system

and that’s fucking awesome okay

What?

What.

Mine

....I don't mind

Oh yeah, dude, this is peak

HELL YEAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! YATTA MY BABAEHHHHH!!! MY BABY MY BABY

ohemgee pest regretevator 🤤🤤🤤😆😆😁😁😁😁😳😳😳😳😹😹😹🙏🙏🙏 uehehehehh,pest from hit game roblos tegretevatore.... mhm okay yess...!!!!

Verity and mob??? Do I marry both????

@wxfflesz @justlcnnysluck @askgroxmc

@the-twix-bar @askthatmob 👀 👀

yk what sure ✌️✌️

LETS ACTUALLY GOOO

Edit: I was too excited forgot to tag :

@eclipseartist5014 @fluffy-alien0 @normystical uuuh anybody else lolol I'm not bothered to tag

and tyty for the ping ooo i love this game. okk letss seeee ,,

.....ok Can't Post That Here. wouldve been cherri bomb tho

so imm going for the runner uppp which isss ,,

AWW THE LIL GUYY

cuutie piie ,, okk im down thenn

BET. MARRY ME ZOOBLE

basically put your most ridiculous fear

mine is losing everything i have on my laptop

yes i know

@hummingkittiz @herwonderlandfirefreakingevil @silly-fi5h

I mean there’s my absolute brain wrecking phobia of malware

But the most ridiculous fear I have is probably that I’m actually just an ai robot programmed to believe it’s a human and placed in a simulator to see how I behave, and neither I nor anything I experience are real

These if you don’t know

YOU'RE LOVED

Hey hey hey. I saw this post. So now I’m gonna bother you 24/7.

Hey hey hey. I saw this post. So now I’m gonna bother you 24/7.

Hey hey hey. I saw this post. So now I’m gonna bother you 24/7.

ACES/ AROMATICS / AROACES ASSEMBLEEEEE

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could legitimately do so.

The last fictional character in your camera roll is now your older sibling/parental figure

This is somewhere between “dream come true please replace my shitty irl father”

And “fuck now I’m gonna get emotionally devastated by his death”

Oh yay