I'm trying my best

having VR sex and she's hitting my amazing digital cervix

sorry, I made this joke like two weeks ago. Yeah no we're gonna kill you now. Yep, nothing you can do about it, pack it up

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

"no you can't control the computer because uh that would be user unfriendly" <- shit they expect us to believe

Morgan as Student Council makes sense. There are other better kings / rulers, but its hard to find one who has the same emotional patience as Morgan who ruled over Faeries whose can be summed up as "What's moral? is that fun?" for centuries.

Today’s Friday, though.

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

does anyone have that reddit meme thats like "they said 'man up' no🩷"

YESSSS TY

i love reading gacha game reviews like yeah the devs are super generous with the currency they just made up

your daily reminder that this is a microblogging website and not every post you see is a sweeping well thought-out hot take for you to consider and many posts are in fact vent posts that blew up on accident