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Hobbits are SO judgy and nosy but I don't think they're homophobic I think they'd find some random other thing to be like "those people are odd over there" about
i’m just saying aragorn son of arathorn oh im sorry STRIDER (one of them rangers what his right name is i never heard etc etc) didn’t need to be that sexy at the prancing pony. like ostensibly he’s trying to lay low but even dipshit little [relatively] eighteen y/o frodo is like hey what’s the deal with that extremely ostentatiously sexy man in the corner
“you draw far too much attention to yourself ‘mister underhill’” if i were frodo i wouldve snapped. jesus christ. i can’t help that i’m two feet shorter than everyone else in this definitely definitely 100% a gay bar but at least i didn’t lurk in a sexy corner making eyes at everybody from under my cloak at least im TRYING to pretend i’m not a protagonist you fine ass idiot. i KNOW i’m being pursued by the black riders which is why i didn’t SERVE CUNT from the SHADOWS. the fellowship of the nerve of this bitch
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I’ve done my best to gather a set of resources to make Tolkien more accessible, to both disabled fans and those who struggle with denser and more academic writing.
Free audiobooks:
The Hobbit
The Lord of the Rings:
The Fellowship of the Ring
The Two Towers
Return of the King
Silmarillion: Link 1 Link 2
The Children of Hurin
Beren and Luthien
The Fall of Gondolin
Unfinished Tales
The Adventures of Tom Bombadil
History of Middle-earth:
HoME 1: The Book of Lost Tales, Part 1
HoME 2: The Book of Lost Tales, Part 2
HoME 7: The Treason of Isengard
HoME 8: The War of the Ring
HoME 9*: The End of the Third Age
*There are two versions of HoME 9, Sauron Defeated and The End of the Third Age. TEotTA is the shorter version, as I’ve been unable to find the longer one.
Spark Notes for:
The Fellowship of the Ring
The Two Towers
The Return of the King
Aids to reading the Silmarillion:
Silmarillion Chapter Summaries by the Silmarillion Writers Guild
SuperSummary’s Silmarillion Study Guide
An animated map of Beleriand showing the events of the First Age years 1-475
A Timeline of Arda
The Tolkien Road Podcast read out and then discuss each chapter of The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings and the Silmarillion
Tolkien Society’s FAQ
@expertsofarda‘s post of people who can answer questions and help you understand the books
Please do let me know if you find free audio books for the rest of HoME or for The Nature of Middle Earth!
Seeing as there’s likely to be an influx of new fans in the next few months, it seemed like a good moment to come back to this post. I want to welcome new people to the fandom and provide a few aids for those who might be thinking about reading Tolkien for the first time!
I don’t mean to insinuate that you have to read the books to be a fan, but if you are interested then hopefully this might help you out. (I would, however, appreciate if people didn’t send me any asks about TROP as I’m choosing not to interact with it.)
With that goal in mind, I’ve fixed or altered some of the links above and decided to tack on additional resources.
Audiobooks:
@zitasaurusrex let me know about Phil Dragash’s unabridged Lord of the Rings audiobook which also incorporates Howard Shore’s musical score from the films
@tolkien-feels posted links to the BBC radio drama version of LoTR, including a version with captions
@absynthe–minded brought my attention to LearningAlly, a charity that provides audiobooks to disabled people in the USA. Unfortunately there’s several caveats; you have to be in the USA or a US citizen, you have to provide print proof of disability and there’s a small fee. However, it has audiobooks of many of Tolkien’s works including some that I couldn’t find elsewhere online.
Read the books for free online
The Hobbit
Lord of the Rings
Silmarillion (that link only allows you to ‘borrow’ the book for an hour, but you can also try this link)
The Children of Hurin
The Fall of Gondolin*
Beren and Luthien* (formatting slightly weird, just in that the page margins are gone)
History of Middle Earth all 12 Volumes* (formatting slightly weird but readable)
Unfinished Tales*
The Letters of JRR Tolkien*
*these ones are PDFs.
I chose the ones with the best formatting, because there’s nothing more annoying than trying to read a thousand pages of badly formatted writing. If any of these links are broken, you can try searching pdfdrive.com or archive.org. Alternatively, novel80.com has LOTR, The Hobbit, The Silmarillion, The Children of Hurin, HoME 2, The Adventures of Tom Bombadil, and a few others unrelated to Middle Earth.
Let me know if a link breaks. I’ll end this post with a read more, and if a link breaks or new resources turn up then I’ll add them under the cut.
None of these links should require a download, but the PDFs can be downloaded (or converted to epub and sent to your Kindle) if you wish. I’ve checked them all out personally but remember to use caution and common sense when downloading from the internet. Pdfdrive is a safe site, but occasionally there are pop ups that try to trick you into clicking on fake download links. Only download the pdfs from pdfdrive itself, from the buttons that look like this:
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But what if you want to go absolutely nuts about Arda?
A great post was made several years ago with a list of resources for Tolkien fans. Unfortunately some of it is it of date now; most of the blogs listed are inactive and the book links no longer work. However, the sections on references and languages are still valid and incredibly useful!
Want to know more about the living creatures of Arda? Check out:
@outofangband’s series on Flora, Fauna and Geography/Environment of Arda
Flora of Middle Earth by Walter and Graham Judd
Fish in Middle Earth
Want to go feral about the land itself? Try:
The Atlas of Middle Earth
@ambarto’s geology of arda tag and Middle-earth geology resources masterpost
A climate scientist’s model of the climate of Middle Earth
@mapsburgh‘s posts on The Consequences of Making Middle Earth Round and In Defence of Tolkien’s Mountains
Concerning the Arkenstone
Also, while I’m here I’m going to boost @silmarillionwritersguild, @antiracist-tolkien, @hobbitlotrpoc , @fyeahsilmpocs (inactive), @brighter-arda. Feel free to tag your favourite or most useful Tolkien blogs in the notes.
(Cut here: if I find new resources or the links to audiobooks/pdfs break, I’ll add new links here. I’m keeping it under the line so that I can edit it at will.)
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According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.
every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasn’t. it hasn’t failed me. it’s just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years