The 5th Semicolon

metal gear solid peacewalker if it was fucking stupid

The bears are turning into dragons

They are both doing the "I want" chitter. They very much want to get up, but they have a sleeping baby cuddling with them. They must endure, but they will not be silent about it

Well well well, kitties. Looks like you want to get up but there's a little cat on you so you can't. Very frustrating situation there, can't imagine the burden of being held down by a little adorable kittycat. Couldn't, as the kids say, be me.

Ready to make Griffith one with the pavement.

Guts getting a proper Astartes physique.

But why is his head so big?

He's a techmarine. He needs the extra head-space for fixing things.

Indeed, it's just cruel and stupid. What's funny is I'm sure the same people would get defensive for actors if it was for something like like, especially out of an ideological mentality.

I need people reblogging this without context to know that this is literally a quote from the tv show Hannibal.

Puts the product on tumblr for all to share it

My what a guy, that Gaston.

not even JRR Tolkien, who famously developed the concept of the Secondary World and firmly believed that no trace of the Real World should be evoked in the fictional world, was able to remove potatoes from his literature. this is a man who developed whole languages and mythologies for his literary world, who justified its existence in English as a translation* simply because he was so miffed he couldn't get away with making the story fully alien to the real world. and not even he, in extremis, was so cruel as to deny his characters the heavenly potato. could not even conceive a universe devoid of the potato. such is its impact. everyone please take a moment to say thank you to South Americans for developing and cultivating one of earth's finest vegetables. the potato IS all that. literally world-changing food. bless.