The 5th Semicolon

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

certified door post

thanks this is part of an even grander incomprehensibleness than I could have expected

I cannot believe that this is a website where you can ask “hey i think i saw a weird image once” and put a bad stick figure drawing of it and someone will be like “oh yeah that’s the first installment of a 12-part post-ironic apocalypse fever dream photoshop series” and just hand you a dozen of the most unhinged images you’ve ever seen in your life, that still have a better three act structure than most modern cinema

As they should be. Can’t make paradise without scrambling a few universes.

Official ominous sign(s)

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/eschatron-9000-immanentize-the-eschaton

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

wawawawawawa. Very nice noises

Because it’s all aesthetics to these people. You know that saying, “Real tough guys don’t talk about how tough they are”? It’s because actual strong people are strong in their actions; they don’t need to show off. Hegseth, and by extension Trump’s entire circle and their followers, aren’t tough, smart or even religious. They just adopt the aesthetics and fashion because they believe in nothing.

metal gear solid peacewalker if it was fucking stupid

The bears are turning into dragons