Just floating along

Needs: Carhartt pants, a safety vest, a hard hat and a clip board. This is the local building inspector and she has some concerns.

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

holy shit is that kate bush

no no let em cook, what do i get if i choose one of them

oh fuck yeah i love women i vote aphrodite

Uh oh, she's married to the King of Sparta and now all of her former suitors are after you and they all brought a minimum of 600 soldiers.

thank the gods for these really sturdy walls i think everything will go so well for the neighborhood

Big horse.

Ooooooo~! gimme gimme gimme

i love poison omelette

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got some kick to it i tell you what

tips

weird how no one ever comments on the absence of smells unprompted. the nose just isn't a topic of conversation unless it's urgent huh

Im craving... $000,000

Check your Venmo :)🤭

STOPPP YOU DIDNT

applying papier mache to the homie who fell asleep on the floor during the party and then using it as a mold to make a 1-to-1 perfect silicone sculpture of him which we place on the floor and gently interlace with him so it looks like he is sleeping restfully with the yin yang of his own somnolent form lol

“yknow what buddy, i’ve had enough of you!!” *lays a brick* *lays another brick* *lays another brick* *lays another brick* *lays another brick* *lays another brick* *lays another brick* *lays another brick* *lays another brick* *lays another brick* *lays another brick* *lays another brick* *lays another brick* *lays another brick* *lays another brick* *lays another brick* *lays another brick* *lays another brick* *lays another brick* *lays another brick* *lays another brick* *lays another brick* *lays ano-

this makes more sense if you assume both are the same body of water but the time between the statements is about 50 million years

you’re right, that’s significantly less weird

i bless the bonnie over africa

theres ALWAYS a relevant XKCD for everything huh