Through the Worlds of Many

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

gender neutrients

who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

They coyotes are free you can just take them...

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

oh you’re yanking my chain? yank harder

i’m sorry for talking about wanting a cock in my mouth so much. you can make me shut up with your cock. in my mouth

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

everyone's "well-adjusted" and "mentally healthy" until the "sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all" part of Bohemian Rhapsody comes on

my cat is completely obsessed with watching the bathroom sink drain and I have started calling this "her shows." as in when I'm in the bathroom and she meows and runs up I'll be like "oh you want to watch your shows?" and run the faucet for an extra few seconds so it fills a little. she will then sit there at the edge of the sink for ages totally entraptured by the drain. blorbo from her sink

hey can i swirl my tongue around the head of your cock? i wanna hear you groan for me

i hope i am the tumblr mutual you wanna fuck