Through the Worlds of Many

don’t flirt with me I’ll start imagining you in my little delusional scenarios before bed

Diva alert ⚠️

sending porn to me?? you were thinking about me?? this porn made you think of me?? specifically?? wow :)

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

Incredibly fucked up that you have to clean the dust off of fans. You are a machine that creates wind; get your shit together.

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

buttmogged zoomers support group

bruce wayne reading his dad's diary after the night his parents died and seeing 'that fucking idiot kid wants to go see a movie. i hate zorro. i hope i get shot.'

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

trust that garlic and i are well acquainted