let it flood, let it flood

my dead wife. the ad free internet

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

Important addition from a macro perspective.

an old man with a suspiciously erotic body

“euuuh i’m james from twin peaks and i’m sad because my bike won’t fuck me and i’m here to make the next five minutes feel like an hour”

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement