let it flood, let it flood

Official ominous sign(s)

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault

don’t ever kill your self because maybe someday you will get brunch with your tumblr mutual

Galaxies are yurinating...

don't say it like that

okay but imagine how inconvenient the streets of Central City, Amestris, is. Like yeah yeah country wide alchemy circle aside- can you IMAGINE the traffic? Like for the Love of Truth can we add another lane on this road?? The cars are backed up for miles! The urban planning board must be the sorriest people in the world. They got no clue what an alchemist circle looks like BUT the Fuhrer keeps showing up for an ominous visit every time they try to get a modicum of reasonable city layout. The zoning laws have got to be pure evil.

The crest of blood in the center was carved over the course of multiple years via traffic fatalities

At that point who even needs a genocide.

can't ever get an offroading wheelchair because i'd never be seen again except in blurry pictures from hikers. out in the temperate rainforests of the pacific northwest, they tell tales of Bigtread.