puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

You hook up with me for a one night stand and see me on grindr four years later. In the background of my photo is a fishtank. One of the fish has your face.

in the future humans will have something called "sinus button " and pressing it will immediately drain your sinuses of all fluid so that it can be filled with other things like rocks, webs, paint, tar, freef (new fluid that will be so important in that time) and also dr papper

I have a jar at home that has my grandpa's smithereens

when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard

does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it

YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!

in my dictatorship every man will get a decibel meter implanted on his neck an when he talks above a measured conversational volume his head explodes

the internet seems like a distant dream

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads