figuring out something better

"Idiots," I say, referring to the characters I have spent hundreds of my real life hours contemplating.

if i have one more person say sparkles on this post im gonna blow i swear to god

what the fuck. comics are magic

tumblr is such a different animal than other social media platforms for so many reasons obviously but one thing i really find funny about it is how on other sites if i see something that doesn't interest me i don't follow or don't like the post. but on here if someone i follow starts posting exclusively about something really niche that i have no interest in my reaction is never to unfollow. its just part of the natural environment. like oh mutual is now really into pro wrestling? ok i guess ill be seeing these guys around now

inside your body is PITCH BLACK your cells do all of that in the DARK

self care is swallowing lit matches every 5 minutes so that ur cells can see whatever the fuck they’re doing in there

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

is there some way to monetize complaining about minor inconveniences

hey just so you know, op of that post you reblogged let the dogs out :/

who?

who?

who?

who?

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me