swamp rat

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

the rumors are true: i dont feel very good

"Creatives deserve to be paid" and "We desperately need community spaces for creatives that aren't focused on trying to make money or advance careers where we're allowed to make connections and experiment" are two statements that can and should coexist.

who turned them german mid tag ?

how do you know they were transformed midday?

What the fuck???

my orc bard in Pathfinder is named Gronk Ballspeaker

kissing you on the forehead

with tongue?

with tongue. 🥰

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying

Was about to fall asleep and apropos of nothing was struck out of nowhere by a horrible future vision of a brightly-lit and saccharine 3D-AI Calvin and Hobbes movie with Scarlet Johanssen voicing the mom and Chris Pratt voicing Hobbes and experienced an emotional haptic jerk so chilling I feel like I just foresaw my own death

(Drenched in a cold sweat, visibly shaking) We Need To Warn Bill Watterson