swamp rat

hi we’re a24 and we loved the ytp you posted when you were 15. do you want to direct the multimillion dollar adaptation of your opus, simpsons gone purple?

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it’s genuinely fucking absurd that cis people have any goddamn say at all on trans healthcare

there should be an emoji that’s a person with their hands behind their back silently observing a situation

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

If I were a murderer, and I'd meticulously planned a murder, and then I turned up at the place to do the murder and found that world-famous-murder-solver Hercule Poirot was also there, I would simply not do the murder.

I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends

I think strange wonderful things should start befalling my friends

haha [following] you are reblogging my post