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Onto something. Just got to cook on it for a bit

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leahberman

poppy daze; antelope valley poppy reserve, california

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ozempicofficial

ritahayworrth

happy fourth of july to the philippines ONLY

ritahayworrth

link to article

cassiterite-tenring

hi, filipino here. just want to say that our independence day is june 12, not july 4. july 4 is when the united states government decided that they would recognize our freedom, specifically because it is your independence day and they wanted to cement their cultural hegemony over our country. and because of their influence on our country this was recognized for a time as our independence day. we still commemorate it, but i hope you can understand why we don’t want our independence day to be associated so closely with our former colonizer. it wasn’t even a work holiday for us.

june 12 is the day that we filipinos declared our own independence for ourselves, and that is what we celebrate as independence day

houseofglass

happy june 12 to you

transfemme-shelterdog

Yeah lesbians may drive Subarus. But do you know what enben drive?

Whatever gets them/their

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super-lazer-piss

Walgreens texts you your prescription is ready and then immediately calls you like PICK UP YOUR DAMN PRESCRIPTION NEOW OR THE PHARMACY TECHNICIAN GETS IT

super-lazer-piss

I meant "gets it" as in they will kill him but I like your idea of Drugs Georg better

programmerhumour

Finding this in the server room made my day

oneheadtoanother

transfemmes-deactivated20260103

Mutuals line up I'm giving you all one of these bad boys

otterloreart

ok then why didnt you

nwarrior777

love love love this

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i-am-a-fish

I'm small and I have gay tendencies

i-am-a-fish

I won't lie, while this post is true in regards to myself, sometimes I make posts like this specifically so people can blorbo tag. I like to think I'm providing a service

decaytriarch

Begone thralls! I must go brood in my tower keep *scales a nondescript brick outbuilding where a bunch of kickballs got lost*

decaytriarch

*hurls a rubber kickball down at a straggler* heheheheheh

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

@jorality

jorality

We know who has all the brain cells

arsnof

It makes the dream work

naamahdarling

Being smart enough to know when to consult and listen to someone more knowledgeable is in fact quite smart! Many humans cannot manage this!

calebwittebane

"axe body spray", "adidas men 3in1 body wash", and other such scents, become exquisite and deeply sensual fragrances when worn by women

calebwittebane

this phenomenon is part of, and can be a prelude to, what is known as "girl yaoi"

catboybiologist

Can someone find me a screenshot of that tweet that's like "one of the little joys of the internet is watching shy depressed nerdy introvert boys become self obsessed hot girls" bc it's really hard to search for properly and I've found nothing so I'm using your collective saved memes as my database

Thanks in advance

mystery-incorporated-whore

THE MELODRAMATIC HOT GIRL SHITPOSTER TWEET

I love this tweet so much I stole part of it for my blog header. This request was written for ME

catboybiologist

Fucking THANK YOU SO MUCH THIS IS EXACTLY IT

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