hm, kinky!

it's time to speak my truth. gesundheit as a blessing is hot.

putting one (1) sneeze in my otherwise vanilla fic and feeling like i just snorted a line

writing my first proper snz fic and it's just re4r but also ashely has a sneezy cold and leon blesses her five million times in between shooting everything that moves and falling in love with her

every day i think about how when i was a kid and didn't know search history was a thing i looked up "pretty girls sneezing" on youtube more times than i can possibly count

something something leon kennedy sneezing his head off the entire time he's exploring the rpd's dusty storage rooms and rainy rooftops

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to duck behind the broad shoulders of a big man when i was embarrassed to sneeze but couldn't help it

brb killing myself after that uncrustables ad

arthur morgan who gets a faceful of trail dust every time he brushes out his horse's coat. arthur morgan who tries to avoid sneezing and startling his horse — knuckling under his nose, scrubbing his face against his shoulder, pausing with the brush mid-stroke as he tries to get his hitching breath under control, expression scrunched in need, big barrel chest rising and falling with rapid little breaths that finally turn into a big, gasping breath that almost takes him by surprise. arthur morgan who fails to keep from sneezing every single time despite his best intentions, who finally can't hold back a few huge, gusting sneezes, who aims them in the vague direction of his elbow and then pulls the bandanna from his back pocket to swipe it under his nose, cheeks pinking with relief. arthur morgan who gives his horse an absent pat in apology and says “sorry, boy. tried to keep those in for ya, but they were too damn strong.” arthur morgan who will go through this ritual when he gives his horse a brush-down, every single time, without fail.

so sick and twisted to see vanillas making sneeze headcanons

thinking about a sneeze that insists on coming before the beloved has even taken a big enough breath for it

just started playing rd/r2 and now i have to find a fic where arthur catches a cold