Hey Im Bella And Welcome To Jackass

"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

What. What. What. What.

im gonna pop some.tag

Just fyi, all the shirts and hoodies you're stealing? I'm gonna fuck you in all of them.

jeez these gap employees are hardcore

Do lids have a purpose other than being a lid, other than to cap your bottle? Do they have any other uses whatsoever?

mom found the liquid nitrogen drawer

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

why is trespassing not allowed. like i just want to look

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this and a blunt

I feel like if we could access a dog's dream for even a second we'd be so so terrified