Penguins playing clarinets

Ireland, Scotland, and Wales kick England out and join the UK as the United Celtic Nations.

Mate the north west is included, I’m up for that!!

DERRYLONDON killed me 😂

I think these would guarantee return bookings.  Loving the elephant.

I worked in a hotel for a year. Hotel staff LOVE silly requests because otherwise our job is just mundane. It gives the front desk a chance to do something creative.

aaaa this is so lovely

as someone who used to work in a hotel, this gives us all life. one time someone asked for a cardboard cutout of Nicholas Cage in their room. it now lives in our back office as a lil mascot

Hozier singing trad song “The Parting Glass”

My audio processing isnt working in the brain. Can someone PLEASE tell me what the crud he’s saying because all i can make out are sounds not words

when i first read the lyrics to this a year or so ago, i always thought it was a sad song (contrary to what google says about it being a pub song), and hearing this solemn and heartfelt rendition by hozier always makes me tear up

Google’s technically right, it is a pub song, but not in the sense you’re thinking. This is what I call an “end of the night” song - these tend to be somber, nostalgic, and contain references to a final drink/toast eg “the parting glass” usually either in memory of death, or in the knowledge of death to come. Others include Auld Lang Syne and Health to the Company. They’re “let’s drink to old times because we might not all meet here again” songs.

"How wonderful to be alive. I am sorry for forgetting."

If you just scrolled past, don’t. Go back and read it. I promise it is not what you think

Legit advice, can confirm.

IT'S NOT YOUR BEACH IF IT'S IN OUR COUNTRY

You ever wanted to go to the beach so badly you tried to abolish Wales?

being bi is hella confusing because yes you love boys of course you do they are precious beings who must be protected at all costs but every so often the Big Gay™️ hits like you can just be chilling and suddenly a big wave of 'uhhhhhhhh.....GIRLSS' just overpowers you and you're just like well Fuck what do i do now

the fact that i wrote this .3 seconds after reblogging pictures of saoirse ronan as Jo march is absolutely irrelevant and i resent the accusations

my gay heart cannot take this

@le-fantome-de-lopera Quince

having a cat be like that