I Like Pink Stuff

"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.

image description: tweet by olayemi olurin @/msolurin, reading: There's no high like making a successful hail mary argument. A prosecutor once asked for bail on my client because he had like 63 convictions and I was like judge... 63 convictions sounds like a man who showed up to court at least 63 times. And the judge was like yea you right /end description

its actually easy to de-enshittify your digital experience all you need to do is install this browser extension and this browser extension and this browser extension and input this custom script into the advanced box and go into your system settings and reconfigure all these options you didnt know existed and change your entire workflow and switch to this alternative operating system and this alternative web browser and this alternative chat client and this alternative word processor and this alternative- sorry that one turned out to be malware delete that one okay now double check your task manager for unwanted background processes and element block these ads and invest in a good VPN and append all your searches with AI blocking keywords and wait a few years until everything you just did becomes shitty too so you can do it all over again okay kitten. its literally that easy.

Addendum: that vpn is owned by nazis, time to find a new one

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

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thottled water

This is really funny on dark mode

On dark mode this is like a clown trying to hide behind a light pole.

I wanted to memory hole the voyager episode where they all went all crazy because invisible aliens were secretly sticking them with invisible needles, because the dialogue sounds like it was written by an eight year old who just discovered the concepts of banter and animal testing, and also because I generally hate episodes where everybody goes all crazy. but if I put it in the memory hole then I won't get to remember seven of nine being frozen with borg drone calm while she pretends she can't perceive that an alien is sticking a needle into her brain, or janeway going all "YA LIKE NUTS? I'LL SHOW YA NUTS" at the end. these are the dilemmas of the starship voyager

these kinds of plots are so quintessentially Voyager. Like the time Harry Kim learns he's actually an alien from a planet of horny women and he has special powers. but just when he starts to think he might get to have character development and be plot relevant to the show in general, the aliens are like "nah, we're just fucking with ya" and try to death by snoo snoo him, only for Janeway to come sweeping in and rescue him at the last second because nobody but her is allowed to have horny subplots on the show

There’s nothing like hearing a brand new noise in the dark of your bedroom and frantically trying to figure out out what your gremlin of a cat has found