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The Masc of Amontillado

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stabbydragon

"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.

derinthescarletpescatarian

#looked up and thought ‘that can’t be hard’#and then my eyes widened with horror as I realized the sheer number of rectangles everywhere#I’m . I’m horrified

It's a good shape!

maniculum

It’s built directly into the English language — and a lot of other Indo-European ones, because the correlation goes way way back. The following words are all cognate with rectangle:

correct

direct

raja

rectify

rectitude

regal (also regime, reign, rex, etc.)

regulation

reich

rich

right

rule

It’s one of those deeply ingrained metaphors: something is neat & orderly IFF it is laid out in straight lines & right angles. (and why are they right angles, hmm?) This is also conflated with moral… well, righteousness: things “should” be neat & orderly. And the person in charge is Guy Who Puts Things In Straight Lines. (it’s not a coincidence that the head of state and the tool you use to draw straight lines are both called rulers.)

Anyway, this all goes back to how intersecting right angles cause vampires to have seizures. The cultural fixation on rectangles outlived its usefulness once vampires went extinct, but by then it was securely lodged in the collective unconscious & we’re just stuck with it now.

zessdeluxe

That's almost it for this Pride Month. Before we go, there's one more thing we'd like to show you. Please take a look:

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hypokeimena

image description: tweet by olayemi olurin @/msolurin, reading: There's no high like making a successful hail mary argument. A prosecutor once asked for bail on my client because he had like 63 convictions and I was like judge... 63 convictions sounds like a man who showed up to court at least 63 times. And the judge was like yea you right /end description

velvetcloak

Letter coat by SCAD Student Designer Riley Flynn

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redstonedust

its actually easy to de-enshittify your digital experience all you need to do is install this browser extension and this browser extension and this browser extension and input this custom script into the advanced box and go into your system settings and reconfigure all these options you didnt know existed and change your entire workflow and switch to this alternative operating system and this alternative web browser and this alternative chat client and this alternative word processor and this alternative- sorry that one turned out to be malware delete that one okay now double check your task manager for unwanted background processes and element block these ads and invest in a good VPN and append all your searches with AI blocking keywords and wait a few years until everything you just did becomes shitty too so you can do it all over again okay kitten. its literally that easy.

ever-so-slightly-monstrous

Addendum: that vpn is owned by nazis, time to find a new one

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calvin and hobbes

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pomme-poire-peche

"You misspelled Weltanschauung" is one of the funniest punchlines I've ever encountered.

one of my faves

but don’t worry folks, he DID hate the business world more than the art world. barely

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It's their month

birdplushie

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

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sexhaver

if i had to watch this bottle of water get cuckolded then so do you

😧😧😧😧

thottled water

This is really funny on dark mode

transfeminine-anarcho-post-egg

On dark mode this is like a clown trying to hide behind a light pole.

phantomrose96

Hiromu Arakawa’s genius is obvious throughout all of FMA but her first and biggest leap of genius was in how she crafted her protagonist.

Arakawa realized the burgeoning youth of the early 2000s wasnt interested in another plucky spry optimistic young shonen protag. Instead she gave us a short ugly egotistical asshole smarter-than-you atheist with so much money and power that people could no longer best him in arguments by telling him “dude shut up ur literally like 12″

Five pages in we’re told Edward’s famous and rich and powerful. Five more pages and he’s calling some girl stupid for thinking God exists. Five more pages and he’s proven right. Five more and he’s kicked an evil priest’s teeth in. And no one can tell his mom on him.

Hiromu Arakawa figured out the dream of every edgy young weeb discovering internet arguments for the first time and she cast them an idol made of gold.

phantomrose96

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cheeseanonioncrisps

I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”

Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.

cheeseanonioncrisps

Eridian government representative: Greetings Rocky, Saviour of Erid, and Grace, Saviour from Beyond the Stars. We are pleased to welcome you home.

Grace, haltingly on the keyboard Rocky built for him: Wassup bitches. Fucking jazzed to—

Rocky: GRACE STOP TALKING NOW NOW NOW I EXPLAIN LATER

maculategiraffe

I wanted to memory hole the voyager episode where they all went all crazy because invisible aliens were secretly sticking them with invisible needles, because the dialogue sounds like it was written by an eight year old who just discovered the concepts of banter and animal testing, and also because I generally hate episodes where everybody goes all crazy. but if I put it in the memory hole then I won't get to remember seven of nine being frozen with borg drone calm while she pretends she can't perceive that an alien is sticking a needle into her brain, or janeway going all "YA LIKE NUTS? I'LL SHOW YA NUTS" at the end. these are the dilemmas of the starship voyager

ever-so-slightly-monstrous

these kinds of plots are so quintessentially Voyager. Like the time Harry Kim learns he's actually an alien from a planet of horny women and he has special powers. but just when he starts to think he might get to have character development and be plot relevant to the show in general, the aliens are like "nah, we're just fucking with ya" and try to death by snoo snoo him, only for Janeway to come sweeping in and rescue him at the last second because nobody but her is allowed to have horny subplots on the show

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