any room can be a panic room if you just give me a fucking second

Yes, I’ve done the work analyzing this relationship’s problematic traits and I’ve come to the educated conclusion that I still want them to fuck

I NEVER get tired of this video. It would be fantastic if the bird was just flying near him, but the fact it feels safe and comfortable enough to land ON his paraglider, isn't startled when he pets it, and is NIBBLING HIS SHOES... blessed moment, absolutely fabulous, 10/10 gold stars.

i love when girls kill everyone who ever wronged them. more girls should do this

happy penis friday yall

guess what day it is

it’s a cautionary tale TO YOU. if i did those things it would have turned out fine

i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house

is this the episode where he lost his house

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

oh my god the original out in the wild

my autopsy results came back inconclusive

theyre not even sure what i am

They gatekeeping blasphemy now too 💀

Well i don't know what I expected the results to be...