Citrine Mystic

either it will be okay or you will die 👌 which is fine

Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer.

Funnily enough, I’m not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy beans mean you’re looking at an ambush predator.

These are the beans of a killer, Bella.

wild horses could probably drag me away pretty easily in fact

Realistically, I'm pretty sure domesticated horses could also.

I’ll be honest, most horses would have a pretty good shot at moving me a moderate distance

One calm donkey would handle the job for most of us, I think.

Single calm donkey please come take me away 🙏

"Ask not for whom the Single Calm Donkey brays, it brays for thee."

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

cats will just treat you as terrain

Look, if the respected commander wants to bring his rescue human along, so be it. Even if said rescue is poorly socialized.

This email could’ve been nothing, I simply did not need to receive this information

I'm tempted to set it as the auto-reply to my work emails.

The sea is a temple. The woods are a temple. Your own bedroom is a temple. The world is imbued with the spiritual. Worship is an act, not a place, and it can happen spontaneously, in reaction to the beauty of a moment.

I think what’s wrong with a lot of people is they’re not eating breakfast. They’re starting the day with at most 16 ounces of milk with espresso and riding on that until lunch time. What they don’t understand is eating breakfast helps absorb all the excess yellow bile that builds up overnight when they sleep and makes them angry. It’s basic humor balancing

some of you need to put down chat gpt and pick the magic 8ball back up

It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years

crab

4am perfec t size for put decisions in to make! 4am very Clear thinking and Comfort no need sleep soundly make decisions at 4am. Put Decision In 4am. no problems ever at 4 am because good Shape and Support for tired brain weak of struggle make sad. Afouram awake yes a place for a thought put action in 4am can trust middle of night for giveing good love to brain. friend 4am

God FORBID women do anything!