Jonnathan

Hi im scared animal and welcome to my corner

i do accomodate people with disabilities when they collect my pages btw

thank you Slenderman! can I wear earplugs? the static is a bit overstimulating

yes you can 👍

I love you Slenderman. can you kill my boss.

i love you too and i cant leave my forest but if you send your boss over to me i can probably arrange something

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

Am I missing extremely important context

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

it has come to my attention there exists a subset of reenactors who go around renaissance faires "infecting" bystanders with the Plague. i wish to thank these heroes for their service

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

did anyone else see that seal that just ended up on the street in connecticut

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable