Jonnathan

Hi im scared animal and welcome to my corner

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit

TESTOSTEROEN CIGARETTE BEING SMOKED BY A BUTCH DYKE OUTSIDE THE BAR SHE SHOTGUN THR SMOKE INTO MYMOUTH I GET SO HARD I PASS OUT SMASH MY HEAD AND DIE

sorry that was meant for the tags

it’s okay. You’ve painted a beautiful and true picture

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before