cucumber quest is dead and so is my brain

Me n the girls walking home from the club

atheists be like go grandpa!!!!

If you don’t reblog this at least once you’re a joke.

Done and done!

Do it, i fucking dare you.

do it

deadbolt is upsettingly underrated

i realy don't like unmasked versions of plague knight because they make them look like a greasy slime man who stans joker. to me, that mask IS his face yall

the only "unmasked" interpretation of plague knight i'm allowing is that underneath his mask is just another, smaller mask

i realy don't like unmasked versions of plague knight because they make them look like a greasy slime man who stans joker. to me, that mask IS his face yall

the only "unmasked" interpretation of plague knight i'm allowing is that underneath his mask is just another, smaller mask

if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

cramped pansexual

Steampunk Queen

Fruit bat lesbian astronaut… I mean sure

unscrupulous big homo

Disco cishet 38(

Googly-eyed queer

Fungal gay guy

It kept telling me I’m a lesbian so I’m just gonna go with Space Gay

I got Craven Horse Girl

arcane gay dinosaur 

Writer twunk. You fuckin right

“bubbly lesbian” Why is this so true and why am I only realizing this now?

lol i got “awful disaster” and honestly that’s so fucking true

A “horrid bisexual”… FUCK it’s right

I literally got “forsaken” and I’m scared now

Arthurian Bisexual!!!!! The most accurate thing!!!!!!!

the wigless horseman

“Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.” -Walt Whitman

This has 200k notes but none of you know the truth of the I Hate Rubber Boots Guy. This man lives in my city. He wears this outfit constantly. The Weird Toronto photo group has a ban on posting him because he’s always like this.  He has done this for years. Every so often he buys a taller pair of rubber boots.

#you can tell this is an old photo by the height of his boots

johnny cash...