wait a minute— who am i here?

We should hang out soon before one of us evolves or disappears

Me and my buddy got jumped by Foster the People

dude i think i might be The Other

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

we used to say kill all men

yea and then we realized how harmful that was and how saying that did not help anyone and only harmed people, so people stopped saying it.

[In a room where it's all quiet]: Wow it's like a western front in here

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

being into some bullshit that nobody cares about and also is stupid really changes you

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved