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my mom has this awful terrible nicholas cage sequin pillow case where one side is his face and the other side is red so she did this to it and you have to see it every time you walk into the front room and she doesnt even have it on a fucking pillow its just the skin

We fucking won.

The batboys being batkids :p

i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”