i have no idea how i got here...

the first rules of being pretentious and a hater in an honorable way is to not take yourself too seriously and acknowledge that you're being a little antisocial. if you become self-righteous about your correct attitudes and opinions on things that dont matter then you have become the very cringe you have sworn to fight

your favourite pokemon is scyther, Whats yours?

*rolls an 18 perception check on this post*

you notice that your favourite pokemon is scyther. I need you to roll an acrobatics check for me.

aah, 12?

you turn into scyther, your favourite pokemon

why don’t they make a baby pope.

having to elect a new pope every ten years because they keep dying is super inconvenient. if it’s a baby that’s a solid 80 year streak right there. and a baby is basically a clean slate so he can be influenced by the forces of good and evil as he grows. we’ll see what god really wants

@janederscore