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ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

all of their entries on the Bratz wiki (wikiz?) are so funny because they're like. they're characters that are designed to be interesting for young girls who like playing dress up with dolls but they're also supposed to represent the abstract concept of a Teenage Boy, whatever the hell that is, so all of their personalities are like "loves to flaunt the coolest clothes and flashiest shoes! has a huge collection of belts, gloves, and hats that he takes great pride in! also enjoys uuuuh monster trucks and death metal"

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages

Reblogging this while biting someone and shaking my head the whole time to rend flesh

Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000

just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

i think my drafts just broke fuuuckkk get me to the hospital im posting!!!! im having a post!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can a smooth player see that ass jingle or should i go away forever