please take my white ass to anor londo

You losers like rick and morty, while I like em thick and portly

it’s not funny that charlie kirk stepped on a rake and then fell backwards into a pit of hot tar before stumbling out and getting stuck to a comically large firework that shot through a chicken coop covering him in feathers before the firework finally exploded and a big image of his face appeared in the sky. Stop laughing

i’m hiding worse, more secret emotions behind my big and obvious ones

I hate it when people compare Eminem to god. I mean, he’s great and all, but he’s no Eminem.

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

Hey what the FUCK is this audio?

i desperately want to believe that the person who made this thought it was good music