please take my white ass to anor londo

@copperbadge this seems up your alley

what did dads even do before wd-40

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

We used to make fun of people for saying "not all men" it was beautiful

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

The popularization of -maxxing in modern colloquial speech is the most surreal shit ever I saw someone say she was “oystermaxxing” the other day because she was eating oysters