a bit of anything really

can not recommend letting your child do a big scream when they are frustrated enough. Just straight up ask them like "hey do you need to do a big scream?" And if they say yes let cover your ears and say okay GO and let them scream because you know what eventually when you're really frustrated your little person with your face is gonna look at you with their ears covered and yell "HEY DO YOU NEED TA DO A BIG SCHREAM?!" and you can just... do a big scream and it won't scare them and you will feel better too

one of my least favorite genres of posts has gotta be "x professional who literally went to school for this never considered y until i (who proudly has zero knowledge on this subject, therefore making me better than the idiots who wasted their time on it) blessed them with an obvious one sentence answer that stunned them into silence". like. okay so i wasnt there but im putting $10 on them running through scripts to decide whether or not its worth explaining to your dismissive ass why it doesnt work like that. like on a fundamental level

"my math teacher asked me to show my work and was shocked when i introduced them to calculators. i can only assume this is because theyre a bad person" this is how all of those posts sound. and then they have 50k notes.

thinking about the fertility test in the hippocratic text "on barrenness" where the doctor is supposed to peel a clove of garlic and stick it in the womans pussy to see if he can smell the garlic in her mouth the next day. putting aromatics in my pussy would not have been my first thought as a person struggling to get pregnant in ancient greece but i guess garlic fixes just about anything

if i had a nickel for everyone who has now told me theyve put garlic in their pussy. well i'd have more nickels than i would have expected. thank you for your service

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

saw someone say “if the cat blog posts any more of their spider erotica, I’m out of here,” so let this be a warning that it’s only going to get worse. we’re in the peaceful early stages. when this book actually goes up for sale I am gonna be commissioning so many images of tender spider lovemaking. in a horror movie this would be the ‘getting weird vibes from the local at the gas station’ stage, like you still have a chance to turn your car around and make it out alive

People get made fun of for being scared of aging but it comes from the very real fear of being discarded by society that’s why i always say the goal is not to never become old or disabled the future comes for us all the goal is better social policy

if you've ever applied for a job you deserve 50 million dollars in financial compensation

This is what having auditory processing issues is like.