Chunkahunkamoster

just the tip -> being mounted and bred balls deep pipeline

I can be trusted with age gap ships

big brother who makes you set up a safe word only to ignore it and fuck you harder when you try to use it

“you can’t ship them, it’s weird/toxic/problematic/whatever—” have you considered that that’s exactly why i ship them

*takes your hand gently* come. let's sexualize that fictional teacher-student relationship together. ❤️

we (i) need more kakanaru. we need more kakanaru everywhere. i think kakashi needs to live out the shitty porn scenes and fantasies he reads out on the lonely orphan boy. that is all.

I think a fandom becomes more interesting when people are allowed to explore uncomfortable ideas instead of pretending they don't exist

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

Just the tip is sooo hot. That moment where the top snaps and makes the bottom take it to the root 🤤 the litany of "no more no more no more" through sobs as they get pounded

endlessly amused by cries of "you can’t ship them, it’s practically incest!" about two unrelated (adoptive or biological) fictional characters. because honey definitionally it is not. but i can make it incest. i can make them related. i think they might like it more if they were. it would certainly be hotter in any case.

"you can't ship those characters together, it's incest" well no actually however with a little elbow grease—

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

"how can you like this objectively bad thing!" because i have bad taste. move on.

the itasasu to wincest to tojigumi/gofushi pipeline needs to be studied

Before I go to sleep I love wincest